you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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