Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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