Porn is love you can see.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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