before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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