Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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