The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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