And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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