She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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