I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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