Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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