Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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