DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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