fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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