My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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