his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's great music for shaving your balls
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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