so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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