Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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