i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
