Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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