More tranny stories later!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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