Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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