But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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