But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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