I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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