Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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