i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I can't turn off my feet"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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