People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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