I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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