ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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