So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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