And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
ok first of all what the fuck
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