He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
