even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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