i don't like sucking hair
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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