Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm jealous of your bromance
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
