Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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