The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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