i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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