i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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