what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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