Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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