Pants 0. Shit 1.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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