New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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