New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
third nipple confirmed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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