Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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