SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
And then he peed in my hair
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