Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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