Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm jealous of your bromance
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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