just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
