They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
