is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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