its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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