i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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